Hey guys, what’s up? Today I, McKenna Brooks, am going to teach you an important life lesson-how to properly fake being sick in 9 easy steps.
Let’s get started!
The sun shines through your window, waking you up.
Look out the window. You really don't want to go to school today.
As you roll out of bed, a thought occurs in your mind.
Hey, why not fake being sick today?
First, take a hair dryer. Blow some of that hot air onto your forehead so it feels like you're burning up.
Try to look as miserable as you possibly can. Moan and call out your sister’s name.
One of your sisters, probably the eldest, will come in to see what’s wrong.
You cough and sniffle. “I think I’m sick.” Your sibling feels your forehead and a look of horror flashes across her face. You see folks, that's why we use the blow dryer!
As your sister runs to call your school to tell them you'll be home that day, give yourself a pat on the back. Congratulations! You must be a very good actress/actor ;)
Once the school is notified, she brings you some breakfast in bed. Complain that only pancakes will make you feel better.
Now is the time your siblings leave for school. They begrudgingly mumble a goodbye to you. Smile innocently and wave.
One of them is bound to suspiciously come over and tell you they know you're not really ill.
WAIT! Relax! Don't panic. You MUST not give in. Cry, offended that she/he would think so low of you. Wave your sibling out of the room, while bawling your eyes out. Now this takes some real acting!
Flabbergasted, your sibling will flee the room, muttering under their breath. Step 6 complete!
Even though your siblings are gone, you can't party just yet. Casually read a magazine or a book.
Now your older sibling will mosey in. They will tell you: "McKenna, I'm going out to get groceries. Hang in there." Tell him/her politely to have a great trip and wait until the garage door closes.
*Shake it off, Shake it off yeah yeah, Shake it off, Shake it off*
"I forgot my wallet."
The moral of the story is: When you fake being sick, always make sure your sibling has their wallet. Well...see ya next time!
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